Weak Speak 

Language designed to distance. Use of language which absolves the speaker of any real responsibility. Language used so frequently (these days) by politicians and managers (in business, industry and almost everywhere else).

Call centre:
"Your complaint was actioned last week and if you don't adjust your tone I will be obliged to release the call".

Customer:
Cut the weak speak...just give me a straight answer.

Weak Speak by David Fishel January 7, 2008

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

I don't speak baguette by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese 

Vietnam War in a shellnut

Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"

When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese by Dick Daring September 1, 2022

Actions speak louder than words 

Words don't mean a thing until you show actions towards what you're meaning. You could tell your gf/bf that you love them 100x but it won't mean anything until you show it.

Bf:I love you

Gf: I love you too but you don't show it..
Gf: actions speak louder than words

Actions speak louder than words by Loverxsea June 14, 2018

word speak

Random words and names spoken in an effort to promote a sense of intelligence and creditability in the speaker. quoting an over abundance of names and references that are unverifiable in an effort to make you/your theory more creditable.

The strength of his argument was mere word speak.

word speak by artfaith March 8, 2011

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT 

THE TRUMP CARD FOR GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE

Hai Gaiz u Isreal?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT by Animalzap August 21, 2009

locker speak 

Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)

"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."

"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."

"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."

"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"

locker speak by lockerspeak December 9, 2008