sniper main

Dipshits that run around with their sniper rifle in Team Fortress 2, attempting to hit people's heads, most of the time ultimately failing. Also are usually very toxic.

XxDarkWolfxX: I am a sniper main in TF2.
Everyone: Holy shit go kill yourself you fucking troglodyte

by SexMaster500 October 31, 2020

sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.

Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."

by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008

Sniper Chance

A Half-Life programmer and voogru member that has made a few amusing contributions to his buddies.

Rofl, did you see that TSA Marine model for TS that Sniper Chance made??

by NSPlayer August 2, 2003

Sniper Brick

A piece of sidewalk that is uneven with the rest, that a person does not notice and trips and or stumbles on. Making the person they are with laugh.

guy 1: (trips) "oh shit"
guy 2: haha "dude u just got hit by that sniper brick"

by JC marine March 28, 2011

sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020