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Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022
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Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves
by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup
Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie
by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022
mugGet the Coochie smoothiemug.

Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
mugGet the Nigerian smoothiemug.

Fruity smoothie

They gay or fruity version of truffle butter the mixture of anal fluids and semen
Hey Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie
by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020
mugGet the Fruity smoothiemug.

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
mugGet the Coconut Smoothiemug.

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