Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet

“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”

by Twgab June 2, 2018

Shanghai Sloppy

When a girl lays on her back on the bed with your cock dangling over her and you proceed to face fuck her in a kneeling position. As seen in the “Hunter Biden Sextape”

“Damn, did you hear Hunter Biden got pardoned? That Shanghai Sloppy he did in his sextape was inspirational.”

by Cheesymark December 2, 2024

Shanghai Mine Train

When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.

Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.

by Stinky Pinky Do May 4, 2022