Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

suz runner

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.

Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.

by nategi47 August 20, 2010

cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Runner

A girl that is hot and you would run after her to get her phone number or become sex friends.

Wow! sir would you look at this runner!

by Country Boy 69 May 9, 2011

dope runner

Dope runner is slang for a person who smuggles or traffics illicit drugs.

You figure him for a dope runner?

by jafioga January 13, 2008

Front Runner

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.

Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"

by Dig'm November 2, 2011