cold rice

A man or woman who is romantically aloof, passionless when it comes to love and/or sex.

"We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."

by Jonbron May 24, 2005

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Rice Whisperer

A non asian person who is able to easily communicate with and manipulate asians.

Pete is always hitting on asian chicks at parties." "Yeah man, he's a rice whisperer.

by schlobs June 26, 2010

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takeshi on rice

A platter of any combination of sushi and food served on rice

Santi: Hey man. What can I get you today?
Vince: I'd like a TAKESHI ON RICE
Santi: No problem homie

by takeshionrice January 23, 2018

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rice gum

a bitch

person 1: dude stop being a rice gum
person 2: shut up before I release a diss track on you that'll be super fire and lit
person 1: this is why you only deserve death

by Cuntmcfaggit October 14, 2017

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Ass-Rice

The white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the anus after a particularly wet bowel movement. Unless removed immediately, ass-rice can cause great discomfort.

"The toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! Not only does my finger break through it but I have to spend several painful minutes picking out the ass-rice left behind."

by sketchpad September 12, 2009

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