Riot porn

Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.

Brian: where are you going?

Ashley: I’m going to bed. We’ve seen this before. This is riot porn.

by Little donkey June 1, 2020

discord riot

An act displayed by insecure people that think their only escape from their bored reality is to imaginary riot in discord. While the riot is only imaginary and do not result in anything being accomplished, it only deepens their insecureness in their trivial existence.

I was rejected by my stepdad while touching myself and fantasizing about cucumbers dressed up in fursuits, so I went and made a discord riot.

by Mr NotSoRandom December 29, 2020

Cunt-riot

One who displays and announces loudly a show of pratriotism, but is a total display of stupidity.

Trump is acting like a real cunt-riot.

by Kem mic January 8, 2021

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

laugh riot

Someone who makes silly, stupid jokes

-Do they know how the murderer looks like?
-Don't worry. No one saw you.
-How funny. You're a real laugh riot.

by Victor Halebski September 1, 2008

Like a riot

This is a phrase commonly put at the end of an action meaning that they did something well or do something well.

-"You play guitar like a riot!"

-"You were shooting like a riot!!"

by LMaf June 5, 2011

Riot Hat

A Riot Hat, quite simply, is an outrageous piece of headwear usually worn at an outdoor music festival. Most commonly worn by 20 something males out their face on drink and drugs.

Niall: The Prodigy are on the main stage right now!.

Chris: Get the riot hats on and lets go fucking mental!!.

by theburner September 8, 2010