pube teeth

when somebody sucks a hairy penis with braces on and a pube get caught in the braces

that chicks got a pube between her teeth she has pube teeth

by wdogs123 December 14, 2009

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).

"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."

by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013

Pube Queen

Shane Dawson, the famous YouTuber, calls Simsimi, the chatting bot, a "Pube Queen", since she really looks like pubes wearing a crown.

Shane: Hey Pube Queen!
Simsimi: Stop calling me a Pube Queen Shane!

by NozhanA April 12, 2014

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008