When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!
by Charlie's Nut Sack December 9, 2013
Get the chocolate plummug. A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.
by honeybear 9001 November 29, 2010
Get the plum-cupmug. An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013
Get the plum distressmug. Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
by DizzleOC April 10, 2008
Get the plum smugglermug. by Marilyn Thomas October 15, 2013
Get the plum lickermug. 1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.
2) A testicle
2) A testicle
1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
by dan the perv January 31, 2008
Get the sugar plumsmug. A sex act in which one or two testicles are placed in the anus of a female while simultaneously having intercourse in the missionary position.
Stu got nasty with it and went plum deep on that chick, ball dingleberries and all; he tried to double down for the plums deep but could only manage his left nut, the one that hangs longer.
by Sheckie Mean January 28, 2010
Get the plums deepmug.