Techno Peasant 

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.

Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'

Techno Peasant by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

Parched Peasant by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.

"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant

laptop peasant by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020

android peasant 

Somebody who is too poor to buy apple products and has to use android instead.

Often they get mad when people compliment apple products

1: What phone do you have?
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant!

android peasant by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Lower sun peasant 

Often accompanied by ‘go down, like your grades, dooown.’ Lower sun peasant is a royal insult and means ridiculously stupid.

You have a class in lower sun!! Go DOWWN Lower sun peasant

Lower sun peasant by Skekskkksnn November 2, 2019

New Hall Peasant 

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

New Hall Peasant by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019

drama peasant

a dramatic person. it’s like a drama queen but the person isn’t a queen so they a peasant.

ex. u being a drama peasant.

drama peasant by damnnitttt._. October 30, 2019