Pagan

An absolute goon,usually doesn’t like bacon and probably stinks of mouldy bins

That girl is a full on pagan her name is probably Taylor

by Bigstonks September 6, 2019

D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

by Crescent October 9, 2003

Padan

A preppy fuck, who loves to hook up with wierd chicks, and vomits everywhere at parties. He is known as a teachers pet and loves the gingers (men and women). He hides his fleshlight under his bed and feels guilty when using it.

Don't pull a "Padan" ya dick

by Joan pickles November 6, 2010

pagano

An Australian slur meaning "nigger" in America/Canada.

"WHO LET MY PAGANO OUT OF ITS CAGE MATE"

by yep im a thing April 1, 2015

PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

by phobos282 October 8, 2010

pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

by theonewholifts February 14, 2015

Data Pagan

(noun.)

A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.

Why was Marty here on sunday? Naked...
Oh Marty is practicing his religion, he is a Data Pagan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019