Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.

If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.

by spedudomid October 07, 2023

Parking Lot

A place where people park their cars for people to steal them

oh that's a parking lot, i better not park there.

by yeet the green boi October 28, 2021

Parking Lot

A place where people go to film music videos and show off their fancy footwork - sometimes people park their cars there as well. Also a source of constant entertainment and joy for those whose apartments overlook them.

Let's go film this music video in the parking lot

by DougieW November 24, 2021

car parking lot

The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.

As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.

by EGGDAO February 15, 2023

Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.

Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.

by FOXY BOXY February 01, 2011

Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009