sissy paddle

Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.

Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle

“Hey! I just got the sissy paddles for the newbies.”

by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

paddle pop

A cute nickname to call your partner! This will always make them feel comfortable and safe.

Boyfriend: Hey Paddle Pop!
Me: Yes daddy?

by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025

Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it

John is being a boat paddle towards his friends

by anonymous June 15, 2025

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023