Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis

Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!

by The J-Mann August 15, 2018

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Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

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Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010

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paddleasstastic

Extremely good, particularly in a sadomasochistic manner.

"What did you think of that film last night?"

"It was paddleasstastic"

by Muggz November 6, 2003

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A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.

Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.

by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007