Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

cat pumper

aiden pumps the fuck out of his cat

Aiden you're a cat pumper

by Dunfy Young Team October 20, 2025

The Four Limb Jungle Pumper

An obscure sex move where a group of at least five people are positioned such that both hands and feet of a single person (typically the "Dom." or "Top") are each inside a different member of the party; making this person the "Four Limb Jungle Pumper."

Mike: "Yo Nick, sorry about flaking,

what did you and the guys get up to last Saturday?"
Nick: "We got together and performed 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper!'

It was really exciting because I got to be the Pumper, and all the other guys loved the way I did it too!"
Mike: "Wow Nick! That sure sounds like fun, you'll have to let me know about the next time you guys get together to perform 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper'!"

by The California Penis Meister June 11, 2024

Super pumper

The epitome of concrete pumping excellence,. A Super Pumper is a concrete pump operator who believes every pour is a masterclass, every blockage was “the mix,” and every delay was caused by literally everyone else on site. Commonly found sitting on the pumps fender, casually swiping on Tinder, while explaining how the pour would be going smoother if anyone had listened to them.
Identified by a spotless hard hat, a story about “that one massive pour,” and the uncanny ability to deliver unsolicited advice without ever leaving the fender. Will remind you they’ve been pumping longer than you’ve been alive — even if the line is currently plugged solid.

See also: Armchair foreman, hydraulic philosopher, “I told them to add water.”

Ok whatever you say super pumper

by You-know-who-;) January 20, 2026