A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
Get the Packet Plumbermug. Noun;
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
Get the Empty Packet squattingmug. "Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"
"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"
"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."
"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"
"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."
"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024
Get the Gravy Packetmug. by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Volcano packetmug. by yeehwa November 30, 2021
Get the packet tracermug. A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
Get the implementation packetmug. by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010
Get the Took The Fag Out The Packetmug.