My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

by wsxdeck June 12, 2020

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 2, 2023

Ebola-Interesting

adj. Used to describe anything that is typically horrifying and/or potentially life-threatening in nature, yet also oddly appealing as it is not an everyday occurrence.

girl #1: My former b-frond got the hiv from some slag in cracktown.
girl #2: Huh...well that's ebola-interesting. Think he'll die?
girl #1: Hopefully, the rat bastard.

by rtg1996 March 3, 2009

Open Interest

its when a girl uncrosses her legs

Don't call me or put me down unless we have sufficient open interest.

by zebra_2011 February 27, 2011

Interesting

People are not that interesting between the beginning and the end of their lives, they're only interesting toward the beginning and toward the end. So it's weird for someone to have an everyday interest in someone else, it's weird because they're usually gathering intel or counter intel on the person they claim to have an interest in, rather than minding their business.

The guy wasnt interesting, and yet the other person claimed to have an interest in something he was doing, so he had to wonder what agency sent the other person. There are no victims in the spy community, spies get paid for their work, not forced into their work.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020