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national emo day

for everyone who makes fun of emo people every fu*king day, this holiday is for you. this holiday is so you can talk to us nicely and hear why we have such a bad time in this world. listen to us and maybe you'll stop being such a dick, and be our friend instead
ILL DECLARE THIS DAY NATIONAL EMO DAY
by CRIMSON _WOLF May 1, 2018
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National esex day

June 10th National e-sex day. When everyone online has a massive fucking e-orgy.
Yo on June 10th you gonna have esex since it's national esex day?
by Squirted June 14, 2018
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National Hoodville Day

The day dedicated to Instagram user “Hoodville” after he was featured at a Future concert
Guy 1: Yo what day is it today?
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything
by HandsomeKiller August 1, 2021
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national alexa day

national alexa day is a day to celebrate all people named alexa. this day is celebrated on november 14th.

on this special day, we thank all alexa’s for being so brave after hearing “alexa play despacito” about a million times.
me: it’s national alexa day!!
friend: haha nah it’s “alexa play despacito” day
by Alexa fart October 27, 2019
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NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!
"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"
by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021
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National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.
Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking
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