Muttok

This is an unusual organism which resembles a Half Sheep Half Bollock. Basically a big fluffy bollock, with some saggy scrotal skin. Usually hang around in gangs of 40

John: "Dude what's that!?"
Dick: "It's a Muttok"
John: "Fuck that's ugly"
Dick: "You should hear it sing, i wonder where the other 39 are?"

by Daniel Tucker February 13, 2008

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A person who parks like an idiot or parks like they’ve been on drugs

Hey he parks like a muton

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Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

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When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

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