rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 15, 2023

do a Morty

Doing a morty requires a special kind of skillsets as you have to time your sell carefully to hit the exact spot before numbers go up.

"Glad we held strong and didn't do a Morty"

by SeaCryp March 6, 2021

Morty

like the n word but for mortals.

bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.

by Dud Dudlee October 14, 2023

Rick and Morty

A show that fans of it think it is some like super intelligent scientific show or something

I watch Rick and Morty, I’m so intelligent

by Coopy1234 October 1, 2022

Morty

A another nickname for your friend "Amar"

"shut up morty"

by therealkreg August 23, 2022