Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

monopoly hoe

A female willing to perform sexually explicit acts with randoms, but only in the form of a game.

Guy- " My friends asked if you wanted to go upstairs and have a gang-bang."

Monopoly Hoe- " I'm not into that sort of thing."

Guy- " How about if we play 'Jizz on a biscuit'?"

Monopoly Hoe- " Alrite, I'll meet you guys upstairs."

by Guy Person January 30, 2014

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 1, 2018

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by .yki November 17, 2019

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Esteven Gogeh December 26, 2008

monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

by Oof lord September 30, 2017