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when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.
stop opening the pantry, mocha!
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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The whole toilet is stained with mocha
by Mramor Pidor February 19, 2018
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Mocha

A really dumb and oblivious person that doesn't know how to even walk probably and is a hoe and has like thirty six sacks of dead men as their boyfriends because they can't find an alive one that wants to date them.
"She is such a Mocha..."
"Ikr."
by Bambambedabbingonsomecookies October 30, 2017
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A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
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White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.
I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...
by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023
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