by donosage August 12, 2006

A complete douchebag that no one likes to talk to because he is so socially akward. Also he is a fatass swagfag who thinks he is a total G. He is so cocky too who thinks he could fight anyone even though he's weak as shit. Only strumpets like him. And when he is older he is going to give blumpkins for a living...
by theoppositeofbenmiller October 15, 2013

by Trevi October 20, 2003

Previous defintion close but wrong, a Miller Shuffle is the act of alternating between alcoholic drinks and non-alcholic drinks whilst out drinking, the light-weights course of action.
by The Mess Seeker May 15, 2005

Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.
by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019

by indiegirl420 December 19, 2018

by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008
