Miguel Furtado

A man with a long schlong and is almost god like in all aspects.

“Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”

“I know I wish I was him”

by Santuna January 22, 2021

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Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020

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Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it

The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt

by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017

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miguel luz

miguel luz is a musician and creative director. he is also hot and really likes milfs.

i love miguel luz podcast
ohmygod he is so hot just like miguel luz

by user927252427 November 21, 2021

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The best 5'5",dot-eyed kid you could ever meet. He's very energetic, very kind to people who he thinks are kind to others. If you've ever been approached by Miguel, you're considered his friend. If you have not spoken to a Miguel Bing yet, you should probably approach him yourself! He loves everybody, and he shows it. Oh yeah, and he also speaks in third person! Unfortunately he is very easy to manipulate, so he'll have to watch out for that.

Shinichiro: "YO, MIGUEL!"
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*

by pLeeped November 17, 2021

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miguel wall

Miguel's are the best people. They can pick you up when you feel down and cuddle in all the right ways. They know how to help and are always there to follow through. Miguel's are the worst liars, yet best friends. They will always be there for you no matter what and they are pretty bad when it comes to staying mad. Miguel's are the best loves because they will never leave you. If they make a promise they will stick through to it and if you are hurt they will (or atleast try) to make it better. I love you Miguel wall.

I'm so lucky to have my best friend as my boyfriend, Miguel wall

by Juicy_Fruit July 26, 2016

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