I guy who thinks he is really funny, but the person who laughs at his jokes the most is himself. His best friend is a dog and he is perfectly happy with that situation. He has written on his forehead “please mess with me.” His eyes get weaker the older he gets and he likes tattoos and his mom, but never thinks to combine the two.
The passenger complained because he thought that Michael’s forehead had “please argue with me” on it and then Michael argued back.
by Monkeypoxes January 06, 2020
a Michael loves to be in the center of a joke and loves a nice cigar every day of the week and loves girls on tinder. He is funny guy and knows it. He likes taking nice walks with beard.
by driptoohardall day March 21, 2019
The most sexiest man alive. His stunning looks and erotic blood cells combine to fight off diseases making him immune to all. Usually coming from a Greek or European descendance, Michael will slay all with his dashing looks. When in bed he is said to have a large member no matter what his appearance may seem to say about him.
by JumboPlaterM January 20, 2018
by pussydemolisher489 April 09, 2014
Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie
by spain 24/7 world cup winners October 31, 2010
A really good guy who keps me smiling. He's a good boyfriend. someone who i hold dear to by heart i love michael!!! we have good "others"
by PEESHCOP May 20, 2011
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