maxwell

maxwell is a all round dickhead he is one shitty person he treats people like trash but has great hair and toes

girl 1: maxwell is a bum but has great toes
girl 2: true

by my little mortys November 19, 2019

Maxwell Heights Secondary School

maxwell is a school full of a bunch of pot heads, vape gods and alcoholics. you go to maxwell if you want to become a different person.

Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.

Kevin: yo do u go to maxwell?
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs

by VenomOfSeas November 21, 2019

Maxwell

A Maxwell is someone who is packing the most heat out of the group. Dick ranges from 9-12 Inches at age 8. Known for his natural ability to pull bitches and have a A+ pull out gang.

I heard Maxwell is packin

by your local octopus June 3, 2020

Maxwell

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Maxwell

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Maxwell

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.

Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!

by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020

Maxwell

Maxwell aka Max. you would be very lucky to have a maxwell in your life, he has a big heart, nice, great sense of humor, plays lots of sports, very fun to be around and he has good vibes, cute, he is basically a perfect guy. he is always there for you and can always make you smile. he loves to watch movies especially horror movies.

friend: why do you like maxwell.
me: why would you not he is perfect.
friend: true true

by J.STAR:) December 10, 2020