Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Stop it don't be a mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathews

Mathews is a wonderful person to be around. They are loving and excellent in bed.

Mr Mathews went to the bathroom

by TheBabyPunisher November 22, 2021

Mathew

I am a big black boy

Mathew is black

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Mathew

The wrong way of spelling a perfectly nice name.

Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…

by Jeremies May 11, 2023

Mathew

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.

Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!

by Jack1214 September 12, 2020

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022