Mary

An absolute hilarious person, but usually is a simp. A massive simp and usually both Irish and a Irish twin

Did you see that Irish Mary, man she simps a lot!

by Mary=Simp April 24, 2022

Mary

Mary is a girl who is not only funny amazing lovely and beautiful she also got a big booty. you can always laugh with her except when she needs to tell a joke cause you got to wait before she is done with laughing @ her own joke. She is also a great listener. i think we all love mary

-do you see that girl? who is she?
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay

by Loretje October 23, 2019

Mary

Mary's are amazing. Mary is a grand showstopper. When she walks into a room she automatically brightens your day. Mary is very faithful and she always puts others before herself. Mary's modo is "treat others how you would like to be treated" and that is why people like Mary. Everyone wants to be her friend because is trustful, loving, great friends, honest, kind, caring, positive and charming. Mary loves to skate, surf, ride bikes, play netball, kick the footy, do gymnastics and hang out with her friends. Every single boy in Mary's class stops and looks because they can't help falling in love. Mary really cares about the environment because it is God's gift to us so she is always helping the environment.

WOW!! Who is that charming, beautiful, hot, showstopper girl? OHHH it must be Mary

Dhaaaaa!!!!!

by #ElephantLOVER September 13, 2019

MARI

She fucking fell down the stairs onto a violin wth
A character from Omori

had the hots for hero till she died lmaoooo
ayo the pizza here
then sunny made her commit a sayori to make it seem like she committed off self so he wouldn’t face the consequences of what he just did
oh Basil helped too ig

SUNNY: uh ok look what I did Basil I pushed MARI down the stairs LMAOOOO
BASIL: what the fuck sunny
SUNNY: I will quite literally kill you if you tell anyone
BASIL: ok ok ok ok I’ll keep it a secret
SUNNY: you also have to deny I did anything
BASIL: wth
SUNNY: ok
BASIL: lmao ayo the pizza here
SUNNY: yes

by kurapikaisnowdrowning August 3, 2021

Mary

a girl that hates her stoner friend and robs him of all his cash because she hates him and she wants him to die and never get high ever

Omg do you know Mary?
Yes that bitch stole my money for some dumb cookies

by chickenismydaddy October 10, 2020

mary

funny, kind, and can be super smart if they want to be...also a match maker and incredibly gorgeous

hey your mary right? wow well you rock!

by thetruthhurts🤷‍♀️ October 27, 2019

Maris

Maris is a beautiful, pretty, smart, and somewhat funny girl. She has the best personality and will give you butterflies every time you talk to her. She is attracted to cute, funny, smart, and athletic guys. She does not compare to anyone you have ever met before. A girl named Maris will make your heart melt and make you feel like the most special person in the world. If you find yourself a Maris, you're in luck because it doesn't get better than her.

"Maris is literally the cutest person I have ever met" said Frank.

by MrAuthor November 3, 2020