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Marcus

One of your super gay friends that you very much enjoy being around, but you also like to bully him. He smokes weed, does crack maybe pops a few pills, but you still love him! Super skinny and dresses weird, but calls it fashion. Obsessed w/ clowns and kind of looks like one himself. You wish you could give him a hug sometimes and he’s kinda funny. He also lowkey knows how to vibe, so he’s a person you text almost everyday.
Marcus you’re doing crack again?!
by tinypunq October 18, 2020
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Marcus

Is a furry, stay away from it
UWU I’m Marcus
by Badenbiiboo April 26, 2020
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Marcus

"reddit is good"
-"That dude's a Marcus
by ooze_d November 13, 2019
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Marcus

Marcus is the most sweetest handsome man you will ever meet has a really big wang. He is Hispanic with light nice golden brown skin has spiked. You can get lost in his beautiful eyes it will feel like your drowning. He has a smile that will just make to melt tense up. Marcus is the most biggest handsome man with his out most big muscles. He is very dedicated twords his sports he plays them all.
Marcus is the man of my life if only I had a Marcus
by Sexy mámá March 29, 2019
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Marcus

The supreme of all fuckboys. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Thinks he is a good kisser but usually kisses like a dog lapping up its water. Can't find the clitoris. Sprays so much axe cologne on his body that your lungs shrivel up and you end up looking like a whale that's been left out of water for too long. Thinks he can get any girl he wants. Thinks he is cute but is not. Looks like a grandpa without his false teeth. Has a small ass penis.
"I had my first kiss with Marcus and he was kissing me like he was trying to suck all of the life out of me"
by fuckboytyranny August 31, 2015
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Marcus

The type of dude that will stick with you until he sees you doing better than him. He gets jealous very easily and HE wants to be on the top and he will do whatever it takes which makes him DANGEROUS. Avoid this dude at all costs because in reality he is just going to break your heart to be number one.
Yeah, Marcus he a messed up dude.
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Marcus

Marcus is the type of guy to ask for gum every day. While some may say he is extremely handsome, in reality, he looks like a turd. He is the definition of a dwarf. Marcus thinks that he is funny, but he is actually the opposite of that. He is the most boring person to look at/be around. he is just basic trash.
Person 1: Is that Marcus?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Runaway doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
by Bio creaters February 20, 2020
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