Marco

A ruthless heart breaker when it comes to women but a decent friend who loves to party with goats and other farm animals.
See House

"Marco totally broke up with me!"
"What ? me too !"

by Pb&J+me December 3, 2009

Marco

Gay

Marco: Hey
Me: go away gay

by -jeg the peg October 4, 2018

Marco

Burger loving, fat guy

God damn Marco your so fat you ate all your food before you had a chance to tank!

by Roninscape October 16, 2008

marco

One who missuses a word, acting like a complete fool, and deserving of the shit that is fed to him.

You are being such a marco right now. Dank means heady ass shit only!

by The Big Dionne April 25, 2007

Marco

The new guy who sits beside you at work. Probably not very nice, or freindly. Sometimes will ask you to provide entertainment (i.e talk to him or make funny gestures). Do not be fooled by his outwardly mean exterior, he is acctually a nice guy, it just takes him a while to learn higher authority.

Marco keeps asking me questions, but he repeatedly insults me while doing so.

Marco is really good-looking but he keeps giving me dirty looks.

by The Girl Next Desk August 18, 2010

Marco

He is quite literally the definition of GAY

1: Damn who is that gay looking man?
2: oh that must be a Marco

by Phd Kracker November 10, 2020

Marco

A young Italian boy who enjoys flaunting almost everything about himself. Beginning with the fact that he skipped high school and began college at the age of a seventh grader. Marco also enjoys smoking copious amounts of cigarettes while wearing only clothing from Urban Outfitters. Marco usually will hit on any girl that he encounters, even though he is only sixteen he refuses to date anyone below the age of twenty on account of their level of intelligence. He knows nothing about sex or fashion besides what he reads in magazines or learns in his college courses. His beliefs are usually vague and only apply to his life, otherwise they are completely useless.

Marco's a conceited asshole

by mizzzfresh January 10, 2009