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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄
* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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Sutton The Magician

Sutton The Magician Is A Magician From Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton, Has Collaborated With Many Other Magicians/YouTuber's.
He Is A Close Up Magician, But He Also Does Stage Shows.

Sutton First Decovered Magic From Watching The Masked Magician On Television, But Who Really Got Him Into Magic Was The One And Only "Criss Angel"
Ever Since Sutton Seen Criss On T.V. He Has Been Learning And Performing Magic For People Around The World.
Sutton's Full Name Is "Sutton Cage Fitzpatrick"

Born On July 14th 2000 In Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton Says That He Is Going To Move To Las Vegas To Pursue A Magic Career There.
He Plans On Going All Around The World To Show People His Magic.
@suttonthemagician Is Sutton's Offical Instagram.

Sutton Has A Following Of About 10k Through Out His Social Media.
Sutton Likes To Say " Hey Man, Far Out Yo!" As A Sign Of Appreation To Others.
by YouTube Official August 15, 2018
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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