maftning

when you're too lazy to say, "good morning, afternoon, evening!"

"good maftning everyone~"
"good maftning y'all, hope you're doing well!"

by thejejining July 5, 2025

mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

the maythinator

A tiny youtuber that has been missing for over a year,and has 10 subscribers.

Mike: Hey dude did you know that the maythinator has a new channel called may games with 11 subs and 547 views?

Jack:No,And noone cares about someone with 10 subs,

Mike,but i like him.His terrible ability at obbies makes his videos so much more intresting.And he has a good intro.

Jack:Stfu

by the maythinator June 7, 2018

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”

I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!

by Chaz G May 26, 2024