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The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.
Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.
Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
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