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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
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Memphis

A boy that is always goofing around and love fidget toys
Memphis was figeting around in the back of the class
by #The meow meow c@t June 8, 2021
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Memphis

A nigga who smokes alotta weed and is addicted to nicotine
Memphis”bro can i hit your smacker
by Killcode581 December 12, 2019
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Dirty memphis

The act of going to target and shoving every single hot wheel up your ass and then proceeding to launch them out at innocent shoppers
“Bro i am gonna go pull a dirty memphis real quick
by KablooeyGooberGangster March 22, 2024
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Malinda from Memphis

Malinda from Memphis is a term used to describe a fun-loving and outgoing individual who is known for her incredible sense of humor and genuine kindness. She is always up for a good time and loves being the life of the party at costume events. Malinda is also an amazing friend who is always there to lend a helping hand and make everyone around her feel loved and appreciated. She is a pro at throwing pool parties and whipping up delicious meals in the kitchen. However, don't let her sweet demeanor fool you - Malinda has a strong dislike for unpredictable and childlike weather, preferring to soak up the sun by the pool instead. The "Chronicles of Malinda" are legendary tales of her hilarious escapades and adventures, often involving fed ex guys and upside down pineapples. Overall, Malinda from Memphis is a one-of-a-kind individual who brings joy and excitement to everyone she meets.
Malinda from Memphis always knows how to have a good time, whether she's entertaining friends with her fun stories and amazing cooking skills or lounging by the pool with a group of fed ex guys.
by Deb from HR May 21, 2024
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The Memphis Mildew

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.
Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.
by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011
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memphis flow

A flow based from Memphis (A cool, suawe, generic flow). It was created by DJ Clipphanger from Kakarta Club in Memphis.
Memphis flow, but I'm from Kakarta, ho" ~ Brian Imanuel
by Bruh1102 September 6, 2017
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