Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

by cj04 July 2, 2005

Japanese Lady Boy Massacre

The Greatest metal band to ever be created. They are some of the hardest rocking people ever! (no that is not an opinion it is a fact) With brilliant lyrics and brutal torture for the mind body and spirit, Buddah even loves theses heroes of metal! Oh yeah and they are better than phantasm

Japanese Lady Boy Massacre will make you reach spontaneous orgasm.

Japanese Lady Boy Massacre is better than phantasm.

by lead duh January 20, 2008

Boston Massacre

Overly publicized snowball fight in colonial America where a kid made fun of the Brits.

Did you know in the Boston Massacre only like 4 people were killed?

by Harman P. Kardon December 9, 2008

booty massacre

The absouolte annihilation and extreme pleasing of booty.

e.g

"wah gwan sarah u bless??" , "yea im bless danny laid down the booty massacre last night was squirting like a bust hose pipe!"

by 7thSeven February 26, 2010

Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!

"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"

by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012

meghan massacre

the radest hardcore awsomest girl from pershing m.s. texas
not like other posers who take the "massacre" in her name like meganRIOT.

person 1: omg meghan massacre is wayy hardcore!
person 2: omg i know not like that meganRIOT chick who tried to take her name.
person 1: omg i know cant she just get some originality?!?!
person 2: nope meganRIOT isnt much of a riot after all

by meghan massacre94 April 16, 2008