Lotus Eater

A person who enjoys the act of rimming, eating a$$, often used as an insult.

Oh, dude, Jeff is SUCH a Lotus Eater

by Magic_UK January 14, 2022

love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.

Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.

by bob March 29, 2005

Loftus

Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*

by Sexy Land October 3, 2007

Loftus

An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.

Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.

by sarana July 26, 2008

Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.

This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position

by God1925 July 16, 2018

Golden Lotus

When you have explosive diarrhea all over a celebrity.

Especially after eating bad Chinese food.

Or especially on Jared Leto.

I totally just saw Miley Cyrus and posed a Golden Lotus.

by Kkings September 20, 2014

Lotus

Lotus is a girl that is beautiful, smart and loyal she will always have your back and is kinda savage as well.Boys go crazy over Lotus she is very good at sports and athletics and can kick any boys ass if he try's to challenge her she is also the funniest girl you will ever meet. Normally she is the most popular girl in the grade

Dylan:Bro She is such a Lotus

Frank:Yeah I know

by Melody Truu May 22, 2017