Put it in the story box and save it for later

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.

Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

by Campbell5 January 25, 2011

Smell ya later

A cool phrase that only hip urban youth should use, to say goodbye

Smell ya later, Paris, this lake vacation is over.

by Kaloosick August 23, 2017

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

Someday Later

The best Ska band to ever come out of Arnold, MD. True ska heroes indeed.

Those kids from Someday Later are damn sexy.

by Skavoovee May 11, 2004

Side lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 2, 2018

Swan Laker

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

Smile now cry later

The term smile now cry later was made popular by chicanos from California in the 70's it means to live life to the fullest and worry about the bullshit later..

Example; I'm going to rob a bank and enjoy the money while I can and if I get caught I guess I'll smile now cry later.

by Sjc21 April 14, 2022