Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

Lava Waffle

A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."

Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!

by Fetish King March 4, 2011

lava carl

Same thing as a Hot Carl but with diherrea instead of regular poop

That asshole gave me a lava carl

by Duker May 13, 2005

Lava Cheese

When your mouth is so dehydrated that cheese becomes like lava because you cannot swallow it due to the massive amount of drugs in your system.

It's Like Lava!

Food is for suckers.

by Party Crew March 30, 2005

lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up

I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.

by garfffffffff April 25, 2010

lava lamp

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.

i gave him a good lava lamp last night.

by the trippin dippins September 1, 2009