Royal League

Also known as the "Rural League", the Royal League is an extremely dusty senior hockey league located in Antigonish, NS. Many people play their whole lives and devote 110% effort every night by tossing knuckles, crushing dressing room beers, and blocking incredibly weak, underdeveloped point shots. These backwards animals fail to realize that their dreams ended when they first slapped on a Heatherton, St Croix, Pleasantdale or Outlaws jersey.

"Remember kids, all roads lead to the royal league"

by Douggie Junior February 13, 2013

Europa League

The competition that a bunch of balkan farmers play against smaller teams like Tottenham Hotspur

The Europa League > The Champions League

by thessparked October 21, 2020

Champions League

The competition that Arsenal should be in every season however fucking retarded people like Unai Emery decide to fuck it up. Also UEFAlona pay the refs and ruin the competition

Barcelona were defeated 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League

by thessparked October 21, 2020

League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

by 0975432345 October 23, 2022

Rocket league

Slang for having rough homosexual sex often times with multiple men

Hey wanna play rocket league

Yea let me see if Levi wants to play

Ok bet can’t wait

by Quakers oatmeal May 3, 2021

League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Patriot League

The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.

Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.

by stillinschool November 9, 2012