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Juan Es Gay

A guy named Juan that is fucking gay
by Juan es gay April 23, 2019
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Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.
I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.
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Juanabepimp

Some tall nigga who broke his toes and can’t wrestle. His shoes are pretty gay and he thinks his glasses are cool
Juan: My watch is 400 dollars
Me: I saw you buy it at the pulga juanabepimp
by Juanabepimp February 7, 2018
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Juan Gamer's Law

Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.
Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"
by Juan Gamer June 21, 2018
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jovano

Jovano has very beautiful eyes, such a charming person. He's maybe a little bit anti-social, but he could be a great friend. He's so sweet when he's smiling, doesn't have talent at making up a joke, but you'll still want to laugh when he try to be funny. The problem wih this guy is, he has trust issues, he rarely trust people, except people that he had knew for a while. He always don't know how to tell someone about his feelings, so he usually keep it by himself, deep down. He's a wonderful boyfriend, but to win his heart, you have to be ready for heartbreaks. Trust me, he's worth it.
Jovano is very loveable
by cartaals November 7, 2018
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Juan Logic

When someone doesn't understand a Jake Joke
Person 1: I just found the only rhythm game you can beat me in
Person 2: Another*
Person 1: What do you mean another?
Person 2: Cmon man don't act like you have Juan Logic
by Megabotx7 November 11, 2018
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Juan David Barahona Gonzalez

the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.
Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men
by JuanitoDespacito June 8, 2020
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