Jonathan

A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.

Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo

by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018

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Jonathan is the sweetest guy in the world. He is ridiculously handsome , he knows how to make you smile and laugh , even without trying.And he always wants to make sure you feel loved. He also goes out of his way to make sure you are safe. He is the Ideal guy. if you ever get a chance to be with him , make it worth while. You won’t ever want to lose him. I love Jonathan more than anything. also , he’s mine. don’t ever.

Jonathan is the definition of one in a billion.

by al.ondrx April 27, 2022

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A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand

That nigga Jonathan better give me some elotas

by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022

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Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches

Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

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Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs

by wsgfoo November 3, 2022

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A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.

Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

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