Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗

Love you Jonathan

by Cheerislife36 January 4, 2021

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!

“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

“Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”

by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022

Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand

That nigga Jonathan better give me some elotas

by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches

Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs

by wsgfoo November 3, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is the sweetest guy in the world. He is ridiculously handsome , he knows how to make you smile and laugh , even without trying.And he always wants to make sure you feel loved. He also goes out of his way to make sure you are safe. He is the Ideal guy. if you ever get a chance to be with him , make it worth while. You won’t ever want to lose him. I love Jonathan more than anything. also , he’s mine. don’t ever.

Jonathan is the definition of one in a billion.

by al.ondrx April 27, 2022