Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.
I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.
I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.
by Not 97 May 07, 2005
a cult leader who killed hundreds, along with taking his own life, by drinking cyanide laced koolaid in guyana in the 70s
the jim jones cult moved to jonestown guyana, then after shooting a senator and his guards, he ordered them to drink the poison and took his own life
by visual77 September 21, 2003
The guitarist for arguably the best punk band ever, the clash aka the only band that matters. From England. He and bassist Paul Simonon invited Joe Strummer to join their band and then the clash was born. Mick sang some of the band's best songs, Train in Vain, Should I stay or Should I Go, and Lost in the Supermarket. He was kicked out of the clash shortly before they broke up and went on to form the band Big Audio Dynamite. Much later he formed the band Carbon/Silicon.
by Johnny Vicious December 15, 2008
A sexual act that requires a man and a woman. The woman lays flat on the bed where as the man stands up, grabs the woman's ankles, and then assumes the scissor position. He lifts up her ankles, and inserts his penis into her vagina. After the insertion, shake the woman violently while she is hanging upside down and imitate the sound of a Jackhammer.
by Jackhammer "Meat Cleaver" Jones January 18, 2008
the most eligent, swift, & physically built negro male; if the Pink Panther was a fully grown negro male
Walt: Who has the longest dick and dresses the best at an eligent setting?
Johnny Boy: well that there is the good old Negro Jones.
Johnny Boy: well that there is the good old Negro Jones.
by ohyeahfuckme1996 February 22, 2016
1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.
Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.
Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 05, 2011
A very potent new strain of marijuana almost exclusivally sold in Indianapolis and local Indiana regions at the moment. Made from a combination of the Trainwreck and Purple Haze strains.
by Captain Awesome the Great June 16, 2010