A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020

Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018

by syndrognito October 2, 2015

by yehaw2020 January 31, 2020

Cute caring handsome tall big hearted and someone you can really love and I love one myself. He is the best thing in my life and I love him with all my heart it’s hard not to to be honest 😘
by xXCloSoutXx March 6, 2019

Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 6, 2020
