A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.
"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."
by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007
Get the lobster whoremug. When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.
Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!
by Spooderdude July 28, 2014
Get the Lobster Clawingmug. Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
Get the Banana Lobstermug. Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?
by okabo January 3, 2017
Get the Golden Lobstermug. A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.
“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
by Lil Squire January 21, 2020
Get the Lobster Bitchmug. After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.
"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."
by Big&Little January 2, 2023
Get the Lobster Tailmug. by skapwds June 3, 2009
Get the Space Lobstermug.