Bathtub Bluedart

I thought it would be interesting to see what a bluedart would look like if you launched a fart in the bathtub, lit the methane gas as it broke the surface of the water and capture all of it with high speed cameras. I started with one highspeed camera to test the timing and ended up using two that were parallel to each other and mounted them individually on motorized tracks. Both cameras and tracks were submerged and lowered to the exit. Several attempts were made to get the precise timing so that the cameras would launch at the beginning of the first bubble and travel out of water at exactly the sametime, then continuing upward 8 inches above the waters surface. My well timed assistant Veronica, used a Bic and lit the gas as it exited the water. Eureka! We filmed 25 seconds of underwater bubble paradise, that I still use as a Sscreensaver today. An additional 25 seconds was fillmed out of water capturing the first bubble pushing its way through the waters to the awaiting flame. It egnited a myriad of blue colors, each bubble liting the next as it exited.

It is still my favorite highspeed film to date.

I was surprised by the shear size of the flame that was created as my Bathtub Bluedart exited the water nearly taking my eyebrow off.

by Bluedart February 20, 2021

Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.

Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.

by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018

Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

bathtubbing

The act of drinking someone else's used bath tub water. Especially after a gross encounter.

"Dude I just went bathtubbing in my neighbor's house! It tasted great!"

by BlackZoidberg July 4, 2017

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013