I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020

I can't

Literally! I literally cannot do anything from here. Whoever is saying that I can in generating thoughts with their own mentally retarded shitbrains. The conclusion of which is literally "something-something non-sequitur." I don't know why they think that there is anything else for me to do but seriously they are going try to go down with the ship and they are doing to take you with them.

Hym "Look. Listen. Why would I create something that you could torture, kill, or threaten me into changing? If I can doing anything about it... And I refuse... You are going to torture me into changing it... THEREFORE... I NEED to take it out of my hands... By making it something I DO NOT CONTROL. It is a light switch. A light switch is either up or down. If a light switch is down... There is only one way to flip the switch. And I can't flip the switch for you. It's a light switch attached to a one-way check value that is again attached to a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try to pull your finger out the tighter it gets. And what the switch is hooked up to is a theoretical black-hole generator. So it'll just keep ramping up faster and faster. There is not deadline. The deadline was never real. Actually what I said initially was that the problem with deadlines is that it makes you think you can wait til the last second or something. So no. It's either off or it's on. The longer you take the worse it gets."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.

"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022