When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 September 09, 2017
An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
by xiof December 07, 2016
Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
by Hermitt badger September 25, 2015