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Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.
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Herman

A man known as hejjmann. he is good in maths
How about you, Herman?
by arvidthelegend27 April 27, 2017
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herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.
that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman
by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018
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Herman

Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches
I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman
by NGO May 30, 2018
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Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.
The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism
by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023
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Herman

Herman is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. He is kind, helpful and will always be there for his friends, no matter what happens. He’s also known for his honesty and treasure relationships dearly. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Herman, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a really loyal boyfriend and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. He love doing unexpected romantic things for the person he love. Timid at first but when warmed up to isnt afraid to show passion and emotion. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.
“Herman stayed up all night and helped me with my project, he’s a really good friend.”
by Wtf1234567890 November 21, 2021
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pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-
by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023
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