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HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
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The experience of being in a World History class with Professor Rogers.
Hello I'm Professor Rogers and I'd like to welcome you to Hell.
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Hell is fake as fuck
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Person: when can we leave this hell hole
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Pointless meeting that has no agenda, attended by clueless individuals (because they don't know why they are there), intended to whittle away countless hours while you could be living or achieving real business outcomes.
That meeting was hell.
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its formally known as school
I'm typing this in HELL
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God damn this bus is taking me to school again aka hell
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