Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

turnip harvest

Removing anal beads while screaming "Yeee Haaaaa!"

To give an extra "zing!" To the night I have him a turnip harvest.

by Silver_Coin August 27, 2015

Second Harvest

When you believe you are taking a girl's virginity, but find out later she had lost it already

I got second harvest on this girl last night... It's was great, until it wasn't

by happybear1117 May 20, 2017

harvest moon

The act of a female showing her bare buttox while on her period.

Your girlfriend harvest mooned me on the way to chuch yesterday.

by Peter Pig July 18, 2008

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008

Harrested

A golden Utopia only for people with the biggest of dicks, if you live in Harrested, you must be insanely succesful with the ladies. Having a big penis, does not make you live in Harrested, it just gives you the ability for an application.

-Kauffman "Where do you live?"
-Morten "I live in Harrested"
-Kauffman "Oh your pernus must be big"

by pernuslover69 February 27, 2018

Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.

"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."

by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021