by spongebobswife May 17, 2016
Haley is a very sweet, happy person. She is usually short, but that doesn't stop her from taking on the world. Haley loves dance and ballet, and has very strong toes + feet. She's not very popular, but she will fall apart without you, so keep her close! She will complete the puzzle of your life. Haley usually has dirty blonde hair and blue gray eyes. She does lots of cute things but on the inside she is super badass. Haley is the girliest of all her friends, but she still isn't very girly. Her favorite color is pink or light blue, and she is very pretty. Haley has a Barbie- doll figure. She likes wearing boots and playing clarinet or flute. Haley also likes to sing. She sometimes says thing she doesn't mean, but please don't criticize her, it tears Haley apart. If she's your bff, you'll be hers. Sticking up for her is the key to her heart. Her hairstyle is simple and natural. Her clothes choices are plain, and she loves doing her nails. She is a simple, cute, happy
Girl: My friend is always making these cute noises. It's weird in a good way.
Guy: let me guess: her name is Haley
Girl: How did you know?? omg
Guy: let me guess: her name is Haley
Girl: How did you know?? omg
by SapphireWolfy007 January 11, 2015
Someone who thinks highly of themselves, pretends to think they are not good looking just to hear people tell them they are beautiful, gorgeous, hot, sexy, etc.. will talk shit bout others behind their backs, and thinks VERY few others are good looking.
by halllleeyyy July 03, 2009
1) A small fuzzy creature that scurries amongst the bushes. Short for haleyewhoodfyjoxhnsdon. Makes noises that sound lk ewa, ewa,ewa. And is small wit a long tail and big eyes. Kinda lk a bush baby.
2) A cock gobbler.
2) A cock gobbler.
1) Here we see a haley. It's small size helps it scurry from the furosious eMiLy. The eMiLy will have to wait its turn...
2) Haley rly lks bjs...
2) Haley rly lks bjs...
by monkey f*cker June 03, 2009
The spon of evil, a plague to all who come near her. with one look! she can destroy all the self confidance that a weak person has built up with in 20 years!
Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.
Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.
Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Look at that girl!??! wth is she wearing?? She is such a Haley!
OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
by Dalala February 06, 2009
A stupid bitch who should mind her own buissnes. she is a whore and a slut. Haleys should never be trusted and always be away from everyone else
That girl is so slutty
no shes just a haley
wow what a slutty whoreish bitch we shouldnt trust her. translates into wow we shouldnt trust haley
no shes just a haley
wow what a slutty whoreish bitch we shouldnt trust her. translates into wow we shouldnt trust haley
by JJEY January 02, 2009
Usually a nasty beast
has no friends also very depressed (no one will know if she’s gone.)
ugly with a will to be a comedian.
has no friends also very depressed (no one will know if she’s gone.)
ugly with a will to be a comedian.
by coolkidthatsaman June 04, 2018